Hundreds of city teachers are boosting their incomes through lucrative liaisons with sugar daddies, according to the dating website SeekingArrangement.com, which pairs attractive young people with rich, typically older romantic partners.

“Sugar babies who want to live their lives and better their careers can’t, especially when they are working multiple jobs,” said the site’s CEO, Brandon Wade.

“Having a mentor or partner who exceeds what they already bring to the table can allow them to focus on their goals and achieve the lifestyle they strive for.”

A total of 451 Big Apple teachers, mainly women, are engaged in extracurriculars with SA’s well-heeled “daddies,” according to the site.

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Teachers becoming sugar babies. Am I surprised? Not in the slightest.

Am i jealous? Beyond a shadow of a doubt. I could not feel an emotion more right now that jealousy.

If you’re a teacher or know a teacher, you’ll be able to attest that we don’t make nearly enough for the shit we have to put up with. I’m not even talking just about dealing with students. I’m talking about admin, parents, and anyone that gives us shit for having the summer off. We put our goddamn mind, body, and soul to this profession and get very little in return. Sure we get the satisfaction of molding the minds of the future but when you take a look at my bank account, that satisfaction won’t keep the lights on.

So when you tell me that I can sign up for a website and make some type of deal with a rich person where I’ll do God-knows-what for money to help keep the bank from taking my house, I’m going to ask you how I sign up. Believe me, I’m game to be arm candy for some old, wealthy bat that just is looking for someone to accompany her to some party or event so that she doesn’t look lonely. Shit, I’ll pretend to be her grandson and call her every goddamn day to see if she took her medication and to hear why Gertrude is a hussy for sneaking out of Herbert’s room before daily mass. I would be such a good sugar-baby that I would weasel myself in the will so I can get one last cut of cake.

There are two things keeping me from doing this. Me and my wife.

Let’s be real, I don’t think there are too many Sugar Mama’s that are going to be on this site. Why? They don’t need a website to get what they want. They can literally just walk out the door and find whoever they want. They’re most likely cougars anyway and have some lucky schmuck that they spoil. A site like this is better suited for some pervy millionaire that puts creepy comments on instathot’s pictures.

Also, my wife is definitely going to consider this to be cheating. If there are any Sugar Mama’s that are going to be on this website, they’re going to want to the good lovin. But hey, I’d be willing to let the Mrs. sign up for this site and tell some millionaire how disgusting it is. Just as long as he pads her Venmo. Shit, I’ll pretend to be my wife and tell the millionaire just how gross he is. Just pad her keep the cash flowing you successful pervert. All talky, no touchy, that would have to be the deal.

Moral of this story? School districts, PAY YOUR TEACHERS MORE!!!! Maybe if you did, they wouldn’t have to pimp themselves out to keep the lights on.