Teachers often get a reputation for making sure that everything is clean and tidy. We’re always disinfecting the surfaces of our classes. I mean let’s be real, our students are a fucking breeding ground for disease and anything that can get us sick. As someone with the immune system of a newborn, a bottle of […]

When you think of necessary school supplies as a teacher, what comes to mind? For me, paper is probably at the top of the list. Alcohol is a close 2nd or 3rd. But without paper, an entire school can come to a screeching halt. Can entire school go paperless? Technically yes. But my gem of […]

http://nypost.com/2019/09/14/maspeth-high-schools-secret-to-high-pass-rates-is-cheating-teachers/ Good Lord. Every time I read one of these articles I have to clench my asshole. It’s as if the Post has a hard-on for all news DOE related. I mean I can get behind the articles about the Chancellor because I really don’t care for the guy. But teachers don’t need more bad […]

Good lord did my alarm kick my teeth in this morning. But then something weird happened. My commute crawled to a halt. I felt like it took a year and a half. Then the moment I step in the building? BAM, over in a flash. Time, I guess has a funny way of really speeding […]

Full day professional developments should be a violation of the 8th Amendment. For those not familiar: “Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.” I think everyone can agree that being bored to tears is cruel. I mean, come on, we’re being locked in the school, usually […]